I have finally completed the production of a few mixes of a song—“What Shall We Do with the Missing Data?”—which I wrote in November, 2009, shortly after the release of the “climate-gate” e-mails. One mix is available here:
What Shall We Do with the Missing Data?
How shall we deal with egregious errors?
How can we spread more alarmist terrors?
What could we fake to create a scare as
good as global warming?
Faking man-made global warming.
Soon your power must be dearer;
Armageddon is much nearer;
evidence, we say, is clearer
for that global warming.
Now it seems the weather’s cooling;
numbers drop of those we’re fooling;
people whom we should be ruling
must fear global warming.
Dr. Jones is now quite shaken,
feeling that he’s cooked his bacon;
maybe he was just mistaken
over global warming.
What shall we do with the missing data?
How shall we hide all the graphs’ stigmata?
How shall we keep all our fees pro rata
while we fake world warming?
Faking man-made global warming.
Oh, dear, no, the seas aren’t rising;
powercos though are downsizing;
stop those sceptics analysing
man-made global warming!
We must keep the mob from waking;
hide how much that we were taking;
Mann and Jones et Al. were faking
man-made global warming.
Quench the opposition fires;
all who disagree are liars;
we’ll defame those bad deniers
of our global warming.
What shall we do with the evil-doers?
What shall we do with the peer-reviewers?
What shall we do with corrupting CRUers
faking global warming?
Faking man-made global warming.
UPDATE (24 March, 2012): with the sad demise of mp3.com.au, various mixes of this song (previously provided above) are no longer available; I shall upload the song to other sites. One mix is available at SoundCloud.
